Fall Out Boy - Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

{Intro}
D              A
I’m coming apart at the seams.
Bm                          G
Pitching myself into other people’s dreams.
D              A
Like buzz, buzz, buzz.
Bm              G              D
Doc, there's a hole where something was.
Bm              G              D
Doc, there's a hole where something was.

D---A-G (x2)


{Verse 1}
D                                A        G
Fell out of bed. Butterfly bandage, But don't worry.
D                          A G
You'll never remember, Your head is far too blurry.
Bm        G              A        D
Put him in the back of a squad car, Restrain that man
Bm              G              A        D
He needs his head put through a cat scan.
Bm        G        A        D
Hey editor, I’m undeniable
Bm              G        A        D
Hey Doctor, I’m certifiable
G                    A                    Bm
I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine
G              A              Bm        A        G
What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re semi sweet

D-D-D-D


{Chorus}
D        G        Bm                    A
So boycott love, Detox just to retox
D              G                    Bm              A
And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life
D        G                    Bm        A
Imperfect boys, With their perfect ploys
D                          G                          Bm                    A
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy (wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

D---A-G (x2)


{Verse 2}
D                                A G
Little girl, You got my staring eye
D                          A G
Or was it just a telescopic camera lie
Bm              G        A              D
Paying dolls in the highway Truck stop stalls
Bm              G              A        D
Lock-less jails to deny my rules
Bm                    G              A        D
So rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk when you
Bm        G        A
leave the room
G              A                    Bm
I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine
G              A                    Bm        A        G
What a match: I’m half doomed and you’re silly sweet


**Chorus**


{Bridge}
D (let it ring for a while)

**Chorus**

And end it on another D